WARNING: This stuff is embarassingly bad. It's only here because I don't believe in covering up my failures.
Contents
Stuff Written In The Day
Knave from Nabob
There was a knave from nabob, who though he was a kabob. he lept on the fire and the flames rose higher, there WAS a knave from nabob. --Stephan Sokolow
Lost Soul
the silky sea rolled up the beach the waves glowed in the light, i do not dare though evening's fair disturb the beauty of night. for one fine day not far away I got an awful fright but despite what I should go back there I would again that very night though I arrived I never survived the beast lay in wait so do not follow the promise is hollow for a monster hunter so great do not as I for you will die forgotten, lost, and alone --Stephan Sokolow
Stuff Written At Night
Pandemic
Some say meteor Some say war. Many say disaster. Like in ancient lore. But few can see What shall do we? If earth be a system, a computer, say, will this virus see another day? Earth may remain, but will life go on? you and I are nature's pawns. One chance. Succeed or fail. Compared to this, All troubles pale. --Stephan Sokolow
Greed
An evil more ancient than the stars,
so religious leaders say.
But is it evil or merely greed?
especially in present day
What once was good, now is bad.
So many wise ones say.
For as society we must share
Survival and common goals.
And must always be sure to respect
one another's roles.
One once said these wise words
and they are read as such.
"United we stand, Divided we fall."
Did they ask too much?
--Stephan Sokolow
Parodies
Puff the Drugged Up Dragon
This composition in no way reflects either my views on the use of illegal drugs or my opinion of the original song. I just wanted to see what I could pull off if I tried.
Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lea
Little Jackoff Pothead loved that rascal Puff
and brought him drugs and firearms and other fancy stuff
Oh, Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lea
Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackoff took a break to smoke while puff rolled another J
Noble Kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
pirate ships would lower their flag when Puff roared out his name
Oh, Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
A dragon smokes forever
But not so little boys
Petty theft and posession
make way for other crimes
One grey night it happened
Jackoff Pothead went to jail
and Puff that Mighty Dragon
could not front the bail.
His head was bent in stupor
green joints fell like rain
Puff no longer went to spray
along grafitti lane
Without his life-long friend
Puff did not like raves
So Puff that Drugged up Dragon
Sadly stumbled to his cave
Oh, Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lea
Puff the Drugged Up Dragon smoked by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lea
Original Lyrics By: Peter, Paul, and Mary
Parody By: Stephan Sokolow

